You've never had a closer shave! MonsterShave's eighteen Teflon-coated, ultra-sharp blades make quick work of your beard and at least a small portion of the underlying skin. The 'angular' look that's becoming so popular is only minutes away! Optional Cheops pyramid-shaped cosmic blade resharpener (not available) uses mysterious universal aural energy to make this shaver last a lifetime! $12.95

Reviews

I'm warning everyone I know: stay away from this! Monster indeed! I can't even go out in public since trying it and I'm gonna sue the company that made this stupid thing! — Peter Frelling, Scranton, PA