If you have kids, now you can get up on weekends super-early, the natural way. Our unique clock reproduces the loud screaming and fighting sounds of unsupervised, battling siblings. A one-minute record feature allows you to record your own children at their worst. Best of all, the clock sound is easily muted by a swift pounding motion. $59.95

Reviews

My kids wouldn't let me record them, so I had to use the built-in screams. In any case, I can vouch for this product, but read the instructions carefully. There's a volume control I didn't know about; the first time I used it I fell out of bed and broke a rib! — Joseph Manning, Cincinatti, OH