Developed originally for the Pentagon, this high-energy automatic gun uses precision radar to lock onto and zap mosquitos, wasps, and flies. 100-mm armor-piercing projectiles are guaranteed to take out all but the largest insects. Installs easily in the garden in just 200 square feet of space. Also effective on birds, helicopters, and food-stealing squirrels, and invaluable for settling minor disputes with neighbors. At last you can enjoy the great outdoors without those pesky bugs! $4,738,922.95

Reviews

A bit tricky to set up, but very effective. Some of my buddies say it's more than I need, but I haven't found anything that works this well. — Jed Piddle, Jonesboro, AR