Hamburger Blender is a humor (i.e., funny) site which at first glance appears to be an online merchant selling a variety of real gadgets and other products. It soon becomes perfectly clear, however, that none of the products on the site are real or actually for sale. And that's probably a good thing, since virtually all of the products shown are either absurd, insane, or just plain silly. There are dozens of products to make you laugh,  and visitors have been known to spend the better part of an hour going through them. To find them all, click on the category links in the left-hand column.

To the best of our knowledge, all the products we pretend to sell on this site are totally original and dreamed up by us. While none of the Hamburger Blender products shown are actually for sale, we do provide links to genuine, authentic products sold by advertisers such as Amazon and Barnes & Noble, and to organizations placing ads through Google. In total contrast to the implausible, impractical, and often impossible products we pretend to sell, we believe our advertisers' products and services are generally among the most sensible and useful ones available.  
We also link to our store at Zazzle.com where you can buy T-shirts and other terrific items featuring Hamburger Blender products.

By following all the above-mentioned links, one's burning desire to spend money can be satisfied, since real things can be purchased.

We very much encourage you to support this Web site by using it to shop (at no additional cost!) for things you want and need: why not have fun doing something you may otherwise dislike? Or as we like to say, Laugh Till You Shop^SM.

Typically, several new products are added to the site per week. Some are shown on our home page, while others can be seen by simply clicking the "New products" button near the top of the page.

We encourage you to create a free account, which will allow you to create a personal, permanent shopping cart in which you can accumulate your favorite products and view them at any time, and more easily send ZilchGifts . In addition, if you opt in, you'll receive e-mails alerting you to the latest products and improvements to our site. Indeed, we plan to add some exciting new capabilities in the coming months. And rest assured: we do not sell, rent, or turn over your account information to any third party.

For more information, please see the FAQ links in the left column of the site. You can also check out our latest press release.