After a lifetime of patient waiting, you can now have your own backyard radio telescope! Ah, the satisfaction you'll have when you receive faint signals from faraway pulsars, quasars, and nebulae. And perhaps you'll even intercept interstellar communications! Indeed, many CosmoView owners have become regular penpals with denizens of alien worlds, or at least believe that they have. Professional-grade system is made from the same quality components used in inferior products. No license required for use. Only $23,762,372.95

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My friend Zquxtor and I have been communicating for months now. Please, fellow earthlings, beware! Zquxtor has warned me of a coming invasion of Earth by bright blue slime-like creatures within a year, unless we finally learn to love one another! — Charlie Worsen, Devils Lake, ND