This devilishly inaccurate digital weighing system allows you to set your target weight. When stepped on, it invariably shows your weight to be within a few pounds of your target! You’ll feel fantastic by seeing that you’re so close to your goal, regardless of your actual condition or behavior. $79.95

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The most exciting thing I've bought in years...I just feel terrific, like I can conquer the world. I just ordered a funhouse mirror to make me look thinner so I can complete the illusion. — Peggy Tellis, Evanston, IL