Our exclusive MP3 Tooth replaces your natural tooth, functioning just like a regular molar, but playing your favorite tunes anytime you want. You'll never be caught without your music again! Holds 1 GB of music, or about 250 songs. After pressing the On button, use clenching, grinding, or rapid clicking to easily select play, rewind, fast-forward, and stop functions. Sound is channeled directly through the bones of your head, avoiding the need for earphones. Note: Extraction of your existing molar, as well as product installation, should be performed by a licensed dental professional.  $429.95

Reviews

I just had to have this product, even though my molars were fine. Music sounds clear as a bell. I'm very satisfied, and thinking of upgrading to the 4 GB model when it comes out, even though it's another extraction to go through. — Marty Frisk, Fremont, CA

Keeps switching tracks on me when I eat hard foods like crackers. I never should have gone through what I've had to go through. Still, it's way cool! — Bill Dantel, Champaign, IL