Always behind the times? Now you can be super-cool and perfectly in style: right up to the millisecond! Wireless AutoClothes™ instantly adapt and reconfigure themselves to the latest fashion trends. Your pants can be bellbottoms one minute, tight-legged the next. Your hemlines, waist styles, tie widths, lapels, sleeve shapes, colors, and materials are all infinitely malleable, based on the momentary whims of fashion designers. Two modes of operation are available: In peer monitor mode, you'll automatically dress like everyone else within a 10-mile radius. In high-fashion mode, you're guaranteed to match whatever is being worn in the fashion capitals of Paris and Milan. The first of these amazing products is a necktie, but others are bound to be released shortly! $85.95

Reviews

Not nearly as fast as, you know, the company says. There's definitely like a delay if you're inside a building, in my experience. It's a problem since cell phones are, like, instant. So if my friends text me about a cool new tie they saw down the street, I'm mortified to be wearing the tie I've got on until the silly thing updates. Otherwise, totally hot! — Teddy Miller, New York, NY